1 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,840 Oh, Jesus! 2 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,840 Yes, you've been caught! What time do you call this? 3 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:48,880 What do you mean? It's only midnight 4 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:48,880 Where were you? Quickly, no lies. 5 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,880 Out with some friends. 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,880 Friends? Out? With? Some?! 7 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,760 Let me smell your breath. I thought so, chips! Where are my chips?! 8 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:00,040 Your clothes are rumpled, what have you been doing? Is that lipstick on your beard? 9 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:06,400 I'm worrying myself into a stick in the dark and you're scoffing chips from some tart's lap! 10 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,520 Where's my tart?! I want chips and tart! Get up them stairs! 11 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,360 Look, you don't own me, I can go out with friends if I want. 12 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:18,240 Other boys who work in bookshops may do what they want, 13 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:23,200 but you work under my roof, you abide by my rules. This isn't Waterstone's. 14 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,880 I wish I'd never been born! 15 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,080 STOMPING UPSTAIRS 16 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:39,840 MANNY. 17 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,840 18 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,840 MANNY, STOP SINGING IN THE BATH. 19 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,840 I'm not, I'm on the toilet. 20 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,040 Who sings on the toilet? STOP SINGING ON THE TOILET, THEN! 21 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,880 I'm probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you. 22 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,280 Don't worry about it, get me a drink sometime. 23 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:03,280 ARE THERE ANY CUSTOMERS IN? 24 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,280 No. 25 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,320 Oh. Hmmm. 26 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,160 PHONE 27 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,160 Hello. What? 28 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:17,280 29 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,280 Hang on. Friend of yours, some woman. 30 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Oh, right. Hello? 31 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,280 Oh, hey. 32 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,360 No?! He didn't? He didn't! 33 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:26,800 (LAUGHS) No? Well, he was definitely looking at you! He was! 34 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,600 Oh, yes. No. Ha, ha, ha! Hoo! 35 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,400 Who is this?! 36 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,400 "(MUFFLED VOICE)" 37 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,400 What age are you?! 38 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,680 30?! What's wrong with you? Can't talk now, he has chores to do! 39 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,160 I can't believe you did that, you're so rude! 40 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,640 Oh, hi. What's the... 41 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,640 Don't need you, need Manny. Manny, look. Look, look. 42 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:58,960 Yeah? 43 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,960 Yeah. 44 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,960 "Penelope Liamoff-Tonk at home in her graceful mansion..." 45 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,560 Hey, why can't we talk about something we're all interested in? 46 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:14,720 Hey, you know what, last week, remember when I thought I had piles? 47 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,720 It wasn't, it was just irritable bowel syndrome. 48 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,440 A-A-A-A-A-A-And... 49 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,000 back to the magazine. 50 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,680 That's it, out. Manny has lots to do. Thank you, Fran. 51 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,680 It's important. 52 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,480 You, Imperial Leather, back to work. 53 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,760 Right, you, Hawkwind, back to work. 54 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,960 Nothing to do. 55 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,960 There's plenty to do. 56 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,840 Splishy, splashy, come on! 57 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,840 (KEYS) 58 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,600 What'd you do that for?! 59 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,240 It's dangerous, you'll have somebody's eye out. 60 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,560 Hurry up and sweep up, will you? 61 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,280 RADIO: 62 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:29,320 TURNS OFF RADIO 63 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,320 Oh, Bernard come on! 64 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,320 TURNS ON RADIO 65 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,520 SCISSORS SNIPPING 66 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,200 Yes. 67 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,280 Manny. 68 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Manny, PHONE! 69 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,320 MA... Oh, I'll get it, shall I? 70 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,120 Hello. 71 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,120 Bernard, hello? 72 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,120 Manny, the phone's been ringing! 73 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,200 I'm running away. I left you a note, did you not see it? 74 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,440 Running away? Note?! Did? See? What are you talking about? 75 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:56,480 It's right in front of you. 76 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:56,480 Why are you running away? 77 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,480 The note will explain everything. 78 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:02,880 This is nearly a page, can ya just give me the gist of it?! 79 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,880 Well, I made a photocopy, so yes. 80 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,840 "Dear Bernard, By the time you read this, I will be gone." 81 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:11,680 "You will never hear my voice again and I will never write or phone." 82 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,080 "You've been nasty to me recently 83 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,200 and it's time to try and make it by myself." 84 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,440 "I'm old enough to make my own way in the world and if you..." 85 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,920 BUZZING 86 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,920 A bee! 87 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,680 GET OFF! OW! 88 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,720 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 89 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,160 "AH, THERE'S A BEE IN HERE! GET IT! GET IT!!" 90 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:38,080 "BREAKING GLASS" 91 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:38,080 "Shit! I put my arm through the glass! Ow! Get! Get off! Get off!" 92 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:43,040 MANNY? 93 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:43,040 "I put my arm through the glass, it's bleeding! Someone help me!" 94 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:49,600 "A-A-AH!" 95 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:49,600 "BEEPING" 96 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,600 "Oh, wait, I'll put in more money. There we go. There." 97 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,600 "Ah, the bee's on my head, get it off! Someone's coming!" 98 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:58,280 "Oh, thank you. What? No! Get off! BERNARD, I'M BEING MUGGED!" 99 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,600 "HELP! THEY'VE A..." 100 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,960 DIAL TONE 101 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,960 Where's Manny? 102 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,800 He's not here. 103 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,800 Where is he? How can I find him? 104 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,880 Well, you could become a terrible event and happen to him. 105 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:16,600 I wanted to tell him this thing. 106 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,600 Why tell Manny everything? 107 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:22,480 I'm good at being told things, tell me! 108 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,480 No, you won't get it. 109 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,480 No, I will, come on. 110 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,440 OK. Apparently, OK, David Beckham... 111 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:31,560 Ah, the footballer?! 112 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,560 Big smile, black guy, chat show! 113 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:38,760 See? You won't get this. 114 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:38,760 Sorry, no, he cried during the World Cup and now he sells crisps. 115 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,880 Do you know nothing about modern culture, Bernard? 116 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:49,000 Beckham, Posh, Pokemon. I mean,... 117 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,000 Pacman, it's pronounced Pacman. 118 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,280 Forget it. Where is Manny? 119 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:59,320 Oh, he quit. 120 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:59,320 He quit? 121 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:59,320 Funny actually, he rang me to say he quit and he was in a phone box 122 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:04,320 and there was this, er, bee and, er, then he put his arm through the glass 123 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,000 and he was bleeding and then he got mugged. (LAUGHS) 124 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:13,960 Just like that, with the bee and the bleeding and the mugger. (LAUGHS) 125 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,560 We should help him. (CLEARS THROAT) 126 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,080 And, erm, well, it's just that we're a little worried. 127 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,960 Yeah, I'm frantic. 128 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,240 He left after being shouted at by... 129 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:34,240 She spoils him. She's always talking to him. Giving him things to eat. 130 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:40,960 How will he learn about the real world? 131 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,960 If anything were to happen to him... 132 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,960 Derek, could you do a tea run? 133 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:46,760 Can we get you anything? 134 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:46,760 Thank you, I'd love a glass of white, but not if it's Chardonnay. 135 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,480 Er, well, no, it's tea or coffee, I'm afraid. 136 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,760 No, thanks. 137 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,760 Right. Ahem. Can you describe Manny? 138 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,360 Erm, he-e-e's... 139 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,960 Here, "Help fight crime, dial 999" - 140 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,360 is it 999 because it rhymes with crime? 141 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,160 You should take this very seriously. 142 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,600 Manny could have a really tough time on the streets. 143 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:15,320 Now, can you describe him, please? 144 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,320 Yeah, he's, erm,... 145 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,320 He's a pain in the hole. 146 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,280 He's small, he's got a lot of hair, 147 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,680 and he's got a goatee thing. 148 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:28,560 What, a beard? 149 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,560 Just how old is your son? 150 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,560 Oh. Oh, no, he's not our son. 151 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,880 Oh, no, he's, what, he'll be about 32, 33. 152 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,880 Yeah, yeah. 153 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,280 Everybody's Talkin' 154 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,320 155 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,080 156 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:14,000 157 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,240 158 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,360 159 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:28,960 160 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,360 the sun keeps shinin' 161 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,160 162 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,840 suits my clothes... 163 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,880 164 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:07,240 Come in, come in. 165 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:07,240 Oh, I won't stay long, I'll just get that glass of water you mentioned. 166 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,240 Water? Ugh. You need a nice wine. 167 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:13,880 A nice glass of wine for you, huh? You like wine? 168 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,880 Er, yeah. 169 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,880 You like wine? Wine's nice. Sss. 170 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,720 (CHUCKLES) Wine is very nice, yeah. 171 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,960 A nice glass of wine for you. 172 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:27,640 Well, someone serving me drinks, that's a new experience. 173 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,640 Oh, all right, all right, all right. 174 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,840 No, siddown, siddown. 175 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,960 So, my friend, you like my clothes? 176 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,960 I get you clothes like it. 177 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,560 You want a bath or some chicken? 178 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,840 We can watch the Simpsons! They're so funny and cool. 179 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,440 Heh. Yeah. So, er, you're a photographer? 180 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,360 Oh, yeah, I do a lot of things. I take pictures, 181 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,360 I sell ice cream, 182 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,160 I do work for, er, you know CIA? 183 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,040 I do some work for them. Can I feel your beard? 184 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:07,680 Er, sorry? 185 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:07,680 Your beard, can I feel it? 186 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,680 Er, erm, er, no, I don't think so. 187 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:12,920 Oh, please, I promise, no funny stuff. Nothing weird. 188 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,920 Erm,... 189 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,320 Well, OK. 190 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,320 Yeah? Yeah? Good. 191 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Stay still. 192 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,600 (MOANS) 193 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,920 It's good beard. 194 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,120 Yeah. Oh, it's like a little bird. 195 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,200 (HOOTS) 196 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,000 (CHIRPS) Tell me, do you use oils? 197 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,920 You should. Why, the colours. 198 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:45,360 It's auburn, salt and pe... It's ginger, too. It's got everything. 199 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,080 Come on! Come here, just stand here. 200 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,640 What? 201 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,640 It will be fine. Here. Come on. Good 202 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:57,680 Stay still. Look. Look at the camera 203 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,680 CAMERA CLICKS AND WHIRRS 204 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,680 Again. And again. 205 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:03,120 OK, give me some emotion. Give me, er, happy. Happy, happy. 206 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,120 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 207 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:11,560 You've done this before, huh? 208 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:11,560 (CHUCKLES) 209 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:11,560 OK, I need something... You are lost doggy in, er, crowded funfair. 210 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,760 (WHIMPERS) 211 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,520 Ah. 212 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,600 Manny was something else, you know. 213 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,120 You don't meet someone like him every day. 214 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,120 I met him every day. 215 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,120 I met him all day and all night 216 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:34,360 I haven't met him today, but he still wrote to me and rang me. 217 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,760 I'm expecting a fax any minute! 218 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,640 But, yes, I know, it's all... it's... 219 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,520 It's very... 220 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,600 Yeah. It's just so... 221 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,520 Well, come on, cheer up! It's just the two of us now. 222 00:13:55,160 --> 00:14:03,280 No offence or anything. 223 00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:03,280 That used to be enough for you. 224 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,280 You just don't wanna do anything fun 225 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,280 I like fun! I can do fun! 226 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,880 You want fun? 227 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,880 < Yeah. 228 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,880 OK! 229 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,680 Bernard, I haven't come to talk, I just forgot... 230 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,640 Oh, no, Bernard. 231 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,480 What no? Check it out. 232 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,560 Oh, no. No. 233 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,120 It's fun! 234 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,120 Oh, no, Bernard. No. 235 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:29,280 I'm fun now. 236 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:29,280 No, no, no. 237 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:29,280 Look, mouths! (SILLY VOICE) "Hello, Fran. How are you?" 238 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,440 Bernard. 239 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,440 Cocktail sausage? 240 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,040 Come on! Let's have a party! Let's go see a rock gig. 241 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,560 It's been ages since I've been. We could go see the Skids. 242 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,520 Do you like pina colada? 243 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,520 And walking in the rain? 244 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:51,200 Bernard! 245 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:51,200 I am into champagne. 246 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,200 Oh, Bernard, stop, you're just... 247 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:58,480 (SOBS) 248 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:58,480 Oh, Fran, come on, that's enough! That's enough! Come on! 249 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:03,800 You drove him away! 250 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,800 Stop blaming me, will you?! Just let me in, Fran! 251 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,240 Don't lock me out, let me in! 252 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,240 What are you talking about? 253 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,000 I'm being... upset, you know. 254 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:17,520 You tortured him. You were the one who wouldn't let him eat Frosties. 255 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,520 HE MADE SO MUCH NOISE! 256 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,640 IF HE'D LET THE MILK SINK IN, BUT NO! 257 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:28,440 You kept on about his beard. 258 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:28,440 I KEPT FINDING IT EVERYWHERE! 259 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,440 You said he had a funny smell. 260 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,440 HE DID, HE DID! 261 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:34,440 HE HAD A LIVING BEETROOT SMELL! 262 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,440 WHO DO I HAVE TO TALK TO NOW?! 263 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,440 ME! I WAS HERE WAY BEFORE HIM! 264 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,720 You don't talk. You just sit there and scowl and you smoke 265 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,640 and you make hurtful remarks about people. 266 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,640 You used to love my hurtful remarks! 267 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:48,120 You'd just sit there and you'd snipe and sneer and you moan. 268 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,520 You carp and you complain, you damn and blast! 269 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:56,240 You burn and bludgeon everything until only ashes and bones remain! 270 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,520 YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!!! 271 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,920 You never wanted him here in the first place. 272 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:07,120 Now, he's gone, you're happy. Ooh, that's fine, long as you're happy. 273 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,520 Long as you're happy, everything's fine. 274 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:17,720 DOOR OPENS 275 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,720 Fran! 276 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,720 Bernard, I don't think I wanna see you for a while. 277 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,600 Forgot my bag. 278 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,880 DOOR CLOSES 279 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440 WITHOUT HIM, IT'S JUST A YO! 280 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,560 You are slave, er, in Ben-Hur movie. 281 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:01,360 Good, good. Try a maid. French maid in, er, black and white film, huh? 282 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,920 Good. Left a bit, left a bit. > 283 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,480 Come on, man, gimme more! You're a maid, come on! 284 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,000 That's good. Now, turn around. 285 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,800 Yeah. Something's not quite right. 286 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,800 It's bit too Merchant Ivory. 287 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,760 What can we do? What can we do? 288 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,680 Yeah, I know! Erm, undo the buttons on your shirt there. 289 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:31,960 The buttons, take them down. 290 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,960 Er,... Oh, er, no, I... I don't think so. 291 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,840 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. > 292 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840 No, I'd rather not. 293 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,520 OK. Maybe not. Not as professional as I thought you were, but... 294 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,720 No, I... 295 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,520 Er,... 296 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,120 Uh-huh. Good, good. That's good. 297 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,520 One more. > 298 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,520 Yes! That's it. (LAUGHS) Good! 299 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,360 Come on. (GROWLS) 300 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,360 (GROWLS) 301 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,360 Yes. Yes! Yes! 302 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,160 Manny, I tell you, stick with me and I'll make you a star. 303 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,320 The hairiest star in the whole MILKY WAY! 304 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,040 305 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:33,040 306 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,040 you're bound to return 307 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,240 308 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,640 309 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,000 310 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,680 (CACKLES) 311 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,640 Check, please. 312 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,680 What's going on? Who's this? 313 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,440 He's no-one. He's Maurice. Maurice, wait outside. 314 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,560 Manny, I want to introduce you to some very good friends of mine. 315 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,880 This is Mr Ikira, 316 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,880 (SPEAKS JAPANESE) 317 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,880 Mr Kenzo, Mr Kahai. 318 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,640 Dosu. Dosu. 319 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,240 Er, Manny, I got work to do tonight, 320 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,680 so why don't you go out and have a few drinks with Mr Akira? 321 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:06,440 Drinks? I mean, who is he? 322 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,440 A very nice man. Go out, have a few drinks, smile, laugh at his jokes. 323 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,520 then go to casino, do some gambling. Ah, muy importante, 324 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:15,240 to bring him luck, let him touch your beard before he throw the dice. 325 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:21,920 Why does he want me to go? 326 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,920 He see your picture, he go crazy! "Him! Him! I want him!" He said that 327 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,600 Where did he see my picture? 328 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,600 Oh, in a magazine. I told you this. 329 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,560 Wh-What magazine? 330 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,560 This one. 331 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,560 Wha... What's... 332 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,480 I never posed for this! You never told me about this! 333 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:41,400 I told you when you were out! 334 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:41,400 No, you didn't! 335 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:41,400 You argue with me? You think these clothes are cheap?! This food?! 336 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,200 This is how you appreciate me?! I tell you, I grew you like a flower! 337 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:52,800 AND NOW YOU MUST BLOOM! 338 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,800 (SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) DOSU! DOSU! 339 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,600 Heh, heh. Heh, heh. 340 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,600 Look, I am not going to the casino with this man. 341 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,240 It's just a bit of gambling, a few drinks, then... 342 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:06,080 you have to make sure he gets back to his hotel room safely. (SNIFFS) 343 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,240 Wa... I... There is no way I'm going to the casino! All right? 344 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,800 Now, you have given me everything money can buy, yes! 345 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,120 I've slept on satin sheets, 346 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,800 I've eaten crinkle-cut chips from a silver bowl, 347 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,360 I've been driven all over town in minicabs, 348 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,680 but some things money can't buy, 349 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,360 like the love I found in a book shop off Russell Square. 350 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:35,280 Yes, love. You know, not... not love so much, more... 351 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,440 more freedom, you know,... 352 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:42,120 Well, not really freedom, erm, more kind of largeness of heart! 353 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:46,120 Well, not really largeness of heart or freedom or love, 354 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,320 but I was never obliged to sleep with foreign businessmen, OK?! 355 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:58,040 And that is something that no amount of spaghetti bolognese and little drinks with umbrellas in,can buy! 356 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,000 So there's no way I'm going to the casino. No way. Never! 357 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,760 FOOTSTEPS 358 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,000 Sorry, I'm late. 359 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,000 No, you're not late, no. 360 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,920 Er, shall I get on with the, er,... 361 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,920 No, you don't have to, no. 362 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,920 I don't mind. 363 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,920 It's entirely up to you. 364 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,520 I-I don't mind. 365 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,520 You don't have to. (MUTTERS) 366 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,080 Morning, Bernard. Morning, Manny. 367 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,080 Morning. 368 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:12,720 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 369 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,720 Oh, God. Mickey Rourke had another face-lift, 370 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,920 he looks like his trousers. 371 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:21,040 Look at him. 372 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,040 Heh. 373 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,040 Manny, can I borrow your corkscrew, please? 374 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,080 Intelfax Subtitles YORICK BROWN